Always remember- MPSAWTD... Most People Suck At What They Do. You can ask for help from the "experts" and get less help than if you did the work yourself.
This would be even funnier if it wasn't so true! It's actually why I decided to become an A&P/IA many years ago, I simply tired of dealing with mechanics wearing their ignorance like a badge of honor:
I'm not signing off (insert your plane here)
unless you (insert unnecessary expense here)... It became much easier when I could simply say, that's ok, do the work I asked and I'll sign it off myself...
Some of the more memorable exchanges with MPSAWTD folks:
Top the engine in a C182 because it was "weak". When I asked how the "weakness" determination was made I was told, during the runup it wouldn't drag the tires with the brakes locked. As I recall that "weak" engine delivered another decade of service before overhaul.
Overhaul the props simply because they were 6 years old. When I explanted the aircraft was operated pt91, I was told it didn't matter because it was a ME turbine. When pushed to show the relevant reg, it was shown a passage relating to ME
helicopters... This one was with the FAA!
Replace the co-pilot side windshield at a cost of around $50,000 (heated glass) due to some delamination at the bottom even though it was well within the specs from both the manufacture of the windshield and the airframe. I was told the "inspector" didn't
like it.
Replace 5K worth of batteries because it was "shop policy" due to the shop not having the required ($1,500) test equipment.
Most were just stupid claims we all have seen. I remember being told Rapco products could only be used on "home builts". This one came from a shop that wanted to buy brake discs from the airframe manufacture at over 10x the price as Spruce. Another time I was told I needed new wheels at $10K, this was years ago so I bet it would be probably $40K now. When I asked to be shown what the problem was I was shown one slightly oversize bearing seat on one half. When asked what was the problem with the other three, I was told it would be "illegal" to not change all four... Once again I offered to use my pen to return the plane to service; the shop changed only the defective part at 1/4 the cost.
This of course is nothing new, or only found in aviation. Last winter when I was gone my wife called to tell me we needed a new dryer because the control board was bad the the service tech said a replacement was unobtainable due to the inability to determine the correct model. I told her to open the door and look for a sticker in the jamb. A moment later a photo of the appropriate sticker appeared on my phone, a quick google search returned dozens of sources for a replacement. But without a doubt the best was when my wife's car, a Mercury Mountaineer developed a water leak. I hate fixing cars, so she took it to the local Midas. They told her the engine was "bad" and would cost more to replace then the car was worth. The mechanic then offered to "save" her the cost of towing if she would sign the title over to him instead. She obviously declined and had the car towed to my hanager. The knothead had rounded off the bolts resulting in his inability to remove the pump. I cut the heads off with a cutoff wheel, removed the pump, welded nuts to the studs to facilitate removal and replaced the defective pump. The most expensive part? Midas had put all the parts they removed in the back, but managed to lose the serpentine belt. The belt from the local Napa store cost more than the new water pump from Amazon! You can't makes stuff like this up.
It's difficult to not conclude events such as these are the result of folks simply being crooks. However, over the years I have decided malice and stupidity often look the same. The sad part is the dumber the technician, the more resistant they are to learning.
Jeff